Porn Security Is ALWAYS Necessary

  Even though we bachelors enjoy the solitude to fire up porn whenever we want, it's very important to note that you should always keep that crap out of the easily accessible areas if/when humanly possible. You much plan for every contingency, and suspend for the moment the idea that no woman/other person will ever enter your place.

 Computer wise, be sure to have your porn located in a folder at least not located on your desktop. You need to have that at least one layer below what is typically accessible should you decide to keep some saved on your comp. Even then, relabel the folder to something not obvious like "NASTY BUTT PORN" but rather something that people would skip over thinking nothing was in it like "Autoexe.bat" or "2008 Tax Forms". And neeeeever save any of that stuff to your typical images folder, just in case.

  Additionally, just make it a habit anytime you're online to use incognito mode so that histories arn't saved. Google has a nasty habit of auto-filling certain fields that you least expect. It can take your recent search for "golden showers" and plop that beast into certain email subject lines in some cases, that, might include a woman using your computer be typing "good morning" in the subject line.

  As for DVD's and VHS tapes (if anyone is so absurd to use such things these days), that stuff needs to be in a plain a$$ box in the back of your deepest closet. If you watch it, put it back. These items should not be book ending anything on your library shelves, or worse, be used as coasters on your coffee table.

   Honestly, it would be dumb to say women don't think for a second we don't watch porn. We're dudes, it's what we do. In the instance that they ask you if you watch porn, a solid reply is "yeah, but it's been a while." And the subsequent question, no, you do not watch it with your friends (and guy code dictates that you never will). But if you go about smashing it in her face that you do watch porn, well, you might be lonely for a loooong time.

  Remember, when it comes to chicks and porn, out of sight, out of mind. ;)